Yeah.

That crazy keyboard smashing was totally necessary.

Omg the old guy from argentina is calling and omg lets just say i am not having it. It really is super annoying and i know im being kinda rude too because lets face i can make pretty good small talk but NO.

just NO.

like is it a bad thing that i’m single? Am i already that far gone that i have to resort to these old geezers who don’t even speak English or care to know about me?!?

I mean i can’t help but feel like wth when all he wants to talk about is how great he is and why can’t i speak to him in korean or spanish?

Well i’m sorry but i just can’t make connections with people from korea, i.e. certain older people or people in general that do not speak english because that is the language of my heart and if i am trying to communicate my thoughts and feelings while having to translate into korean/spanish/chinese as he so “thoughtfully” suggested then i’m sorry but i’m just going to shut down.

i have trouble enough communicating in english.

And lets just say, being a kid in the 90s and growing up here, attending school in the US is a huge part of who i am, like if we dont have that in common, what are we going to talk about?

I mean i dont gossip much, and spiritual talk is fine but you jeed to have common interedts as well, kwim?

Argh.

I hope he gets the hint.

I’m just super not interested!!! 🙁

Please, let me start something with someone i actually like for once!! (And like not 이방인)

(Omg! I saw looney at the willowbrook mall on monday which was mlk day and omg he was with his fiance/gf but omg he looked TERRIBLE like his hair was a curly but flat mess, saggy skin, weight gain, 2 BALD SPOTS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD and was he always so short?? Even still i had the flutters and had to look away/ walk away fast because i didnt want him to see me with acne/fat/dressed like a hobo. Because even after all that, he is still LOONEY and that makes him special, u know?? Omg but it put me into a melancholy mood all week 🙁 i still kinda miss him.)